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An 18-rated review of an 18-rated book. If you don’t want to read about the gory details of fleshy entangulations and of bodily fluid by the bucketful, then you need to steer well clear of M. He’s all about that. The sex is like the worst kind of bad cartoon porn and we can’t possibly be meant to take it seriously. I don’t really know what it’s doing in here. He’s trying to make a serious or black-comedy ironic point about the state of first world/third world relationships and how e An 18-rated review of an 18-rated book. If you don’t want to read about the gory details of fleshy entangulations and of bodily fluid by the bucketful, then you need to steer well clear of M.

He’s all about that. The sex is like the worst kind of bad cartoon porn and we can’t possibly be meant to take it seriously. I don’t really know what it’s doing in here.

He’s trying to make a serious or black-comedy ironic point about the state of first world/third world relationships and how everyone could be made happier if we only just lightened up about sex tourism. And he scuppers his own novel because he includes this stuff: (Michel – that’s the protagonist, yes, same name as the novelist, and his brilliant girlfriend Valerie are out on the town in Paris.

Now read on!) It was a Saturday night, the place was quite full. We met a really nice black couple; she was a nurse and he was a jazz drummer.

[three sentences later] We finished our drinks and headed up to the rooms. He suggested a double penetration to Valerie. She agreed, as long as I was the one to sodomise her.

So the two guys do the two girls and I must admit I lolled at this: Everything went smoothly, I was agreeably surprised by my own stamina. Well, bien sur, mon ami, that’s what happens in porn. The sex is always stratospheric, the orgasms always geyser forth like an Icelandic hot spring, and everyone is able to have about five or six per hour, the gentlemen’s members are always like several iron bars welded together, they never ever suffer from erectile dysfunction, and the girls always regard what comes out of the end of them like normal people regard a glass of Vosne-Romanee burgundy, the girls are always gagging to have everything shoved everywhere, and they always want to do it again ten minutes later, and no one has any diseases. So Michel and Valerie’s evening struck me as a little unlikely, but maybe I should get out more. Or not, of course. A few pages before that, they were in Cuba on holiday having sex in their hotel room, and they’ve left the curtains open. A maid sees them. Learning In Toyland Free Download there. Onenote Portable Free Download 2010.

Valerie got up, walked towards her, and held out her hands. And that’s all it takes – the maid is young, gorgeous, and completely into the idea of a threesome at the drop of a broom. Mais bien sur, again. She’s not 52, varicose-veined and asthmatic. Well, this is all ridiculous French Swingers A-Go-Go, and it makes it Platform a very silly novel indeed. This novel is about sex tourism and never mentions drugs, or the miserable lives of the sex workers. Swami Vivekananda Books Pdf In Bengali Style Puja. In fact, all the sex workers are happy hookers who are glad to be able to work that thing to bring joy to the face of whatever potbellied manbreasted Western male they are lucky enough to have copped off with.

I should say that this did not make Platform resound with believability for me. Anyway, in Platform we get the narrative of a disenchanted loner who goes on a sex holiday to Thailand and hooks up with one of his fellow tourists Valerie and falls in love. And they have great and plentiful sex (see above). He’s in his 40s, she’s 28 with a cleavage to drown in and she likes girls too. So this is standard male fantasy territory (in porn and in Hollywood, all males over the age of 40 are able to captivate a knockout girl in her 20s. Also in arty movies, same thing. Look at all Woody Allen movies.

I saw Manhattan recently - in that a late 30s Woody is sleeping with Marielle Hemingway who is 17. Sorry, I digress). Added to that, and given equal prominence, is a steady stream of piquant miserablist ruminations on the state of life in the West.

I cannot deny, these are hysterical. Men live alongside one another like cattle; it is a miracle if once in a while they manage to share a bottle of booze. It is in our relations with other people that we gain a sense of ourselves; it’s that, pretty much, that makes relations with other people unbearable. In most circumstances of my life, I have had about as much freedom as a vacuum cleaner. Gradually everything becomes too difficult: that’s what life comes down to. When all’s said and done, the idea of the uniqueness of the individual is nothing more than pompous absurdity.